| No-nonsense | We wish [good hire] the best but he was not right for our program | Innovative | Xs and 0s |
| Exhaustive process | [bad hire] has won everywhere he's been | We identified [bad hire] early in the process | Accountability |
| Thorough | Championship-level staff | Our fans will grow to love [bad hire] | [bad hire] will compete for championships at the University of Florida |
| "Leader of men" | Gator Nation is ready for a winner, and that's [bad hire] | We have booster buy-in for [bad hire] | "Results on the field" |